Monday, September 21, 2009

I Was Right ... It IS a Conspiracy!

It's happened again ...

I don't know what went wrong. Was it because I left the door open between the laundry room and the kitchen? Was it because the refrigerator is in the same room as the microwave - within talking distance? Or maybe it's that the appliances are all texting each other or having conversations on their cell phones, much like this New York oven.

Whatever the reason, I know this to be true: they're all in cahoots. Today our microwave bit the dust.

At this rate, we'll have every household appliance replaced by next summer. Aargh.

If you enjoyed this post, you might like The Great Machine Uprising.


  1. The Great Machine Uprising was funny as hell. Probably not so much for the folks who had to shell out the $$ to get appliances that would fall in line as required, but still funny.

    At least with them all replaced, you have a shot at gaining their compliance ... right?

  2. Shhh, my microwave door keeps sticking. I don't want it to get any ideas.