Perfect Children

Because I write about children, parenting, and homeschooling, people seem to think that I have perfect children. Well, let me set the record straight. I do have perfect children.

On any given day, my children are ...

Perfectly angelic

Perfectly demonic

Perfectly calm

Perfectly frantic

Perfectly happy

Perfectly angry

Perfectly cooperative

Perfectly unmanageable

Perfectly low-key

Perfectly hyperactive

Perfectly studious

Perfectly frivolous

Perfectly cheery

Perfectly grumpy

Perfectly sleepy

Perfectly wired

Perfectly helpful

Perfectly chaotic

Perfectly organized

Perfectly jumbled

Perfectly witty

Perfectly snippy

Perfectly well spoken

Perfectly argumentative

Perfectly playful

Perfectly hurtful

Perfectly clever

Perfectly dim-witted

Perfectly creative

Perfectly dull

Perfectly energizing

Perfectly draining

Perfectly altruistic

Perfectly self-serving

Perfectly accepting

Perfectly rejecting

Perfectly focussed

Perfectly scattered

Perfectly driven

Perfectly apathetic

Perfectly clean

Perfectly slovenly

Perfectly energetic

Perfectly weary

Perfectly motivated

Perfectly discouraged

Perfectly loving

Perfectly loved

Perfectly ... kidlike

Sometimes all within an afternoon. How about yours?

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