Monday, June 8, 2009

Perfect Children

Because I write about children, parenting, and homeschooling, people seem to think that I have perfect children. Well, let me set the record straight. I do have perfect children.

On any given day, my children are ...

Perfectly angelic
Perfectly demonic
Perfectly calm
Perfectly frantic
Perfectly happy
Perfectly angry
Perfectly cooperative
Perfectly unmanageable
Perfectly low-key
Perfectly hyperactive
Perfectly studious
Perfectly frivolous
Perfectly cheery
Perfectly grumpy
Perfectly sleepy
Perfectly wired
Perfectly helpful
Perfectly chaotic
Perfectly organized
Perfectly jumbled
Perfectly witty
Perfectly snippy
Perfectly well spoken
Perfectly argumentative
Perfectly playful
Perfectly hurtful
Perfectly clever
Perfectly dim-witted
Perfectly creative
Perfectly dull
Perfectly energizing
Perfectly draining
Perfectly altruistic
Perfectly self-serving
Perfectly accepting
Perfectly rejecting
Perfectly focussed
Perfectly scattered
Perfectly driven
Perfectly apathetic
Perfectly clean
Perfectly slovenly
Perfectly energetic
Perfectly weary
Perfectly motivated
Perfectly discouraged
Perfectly loving
Perfectly loved
Perfectly ... kidlike

Sometimes all within an afternoon. How about yours?

Photo of Hula Hoop Lightshow by Digital Sophia from here

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